Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You ruined the universe
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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