i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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