In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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