I only kidnapped one of them. chill
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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