So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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