i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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