I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
