Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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