just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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