you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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