i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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