Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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