I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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