Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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