Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize