it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I had to cum in my sink.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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