Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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