Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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