So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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