Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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