We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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