I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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