just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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