I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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