so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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