My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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