I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Semen is not good for contacts.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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