porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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