im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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