**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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