It's like God shit irony all over that family
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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