Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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