what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything