i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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