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  (773): View more from Illinois

  i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.

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  SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person

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  (773) i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst. (773)SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person http://tfl.nu/tfn0
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  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

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  you want to re-phrase that?

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  (857): I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner (617): you want to re-phrase that? http://tfl.nu/lax1
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  He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?

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  (+65): He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay? http://tfl.nu/afe2
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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  Seriously?

  (305): View more from Florida

  100%

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  (305): I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox? (1-305): Seriously? (305): 100% http://tfl.nu/w2fu
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly

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  (610): just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly http://tfl.nu/15ia
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  (310): View more from California

  You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.

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  (310): You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders. http://tfl.nu/xfao
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  (207): View more from Maine

  I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

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  (207): I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project http://tfl.nu/3ddm
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  (620): View more from Kansas

  nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr

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  (620): nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr http://tfl.nu/wyqo
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.

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  (541): I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways. http://tfl.nu/pmkq
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  (719): View more from Colorado

  Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.

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  (719): Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done. http://tfl.nu/9qf5
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?

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  (773): Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT? http://tfl.nu/k7sq
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  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.

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  (715): Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high. http://tfl.nu/e7wb
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  (626): View more from California

  The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.

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  (626): The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it. http://tfl.nu/08si
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk

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  (+44): I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk http://tfl.nu/m4vj
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me

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  It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...

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  (832): He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me (832): It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose... http://tfl.nu/6htq
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