You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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