she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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