If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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