i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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