...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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