found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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