You can't motorboat a personality
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I understand Curling. That high.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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