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Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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