So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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