So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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