office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
