There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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