it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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