accomplished twins. life is a go
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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