I got chris browned last night
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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