As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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