Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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