We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
