I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm way too hungover for life right now
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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