So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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