office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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