mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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